Ordering Info:

All payments are made via Paypal.
Shipping prices are for US BUYERS only.
International Buyers – contact us BEFORE paying through Paypal

Rest assured that your order is received the day it is placed and usually shipped within 3-5 business days. We offer Media Mail shipping via the USPS. Media Mail is cheap and dependable. Delivery can take up to 2 weeks. If you want Priority Mail shipping via the USPS, please contact us. Please bear in mind These Are Not Records is a small operation. Two lovely gentlemen who do their best to make you happy.

We take care to package your records correctly for safety. We use real record mailers and fillers to ensure your vinyl arrives in the condition it was meant to. You won’t catch us cutting up a fucking pizza box to pack your records. There are no returns, refunds, or exchanges, unless an item is defective. We are not responsible for loss or damage due to US Postal negligence.If you haven’t received your order within three weeks please let us know! We’re on it!

How to Contact Us:

kevin@thesearenotrecords.com

If you are an old-fashioned, brick and mortar record shoppe that would like to carry our records, please email us. We applaud your love of physical media!

Radio inquiries, requests for promotional materials and/or press copies should email us at the above addresses.

If you run a record label and would like to do a trade, please email us, but keep in mind that we’re most interested in other vinyl releases.

These Are Not Records is always happy to receive any unsolicited demos, CDs, vinyl releases, etc. from any band who wants to do something with us. Although we would love to release something for every good band we hear we are financially unable to do so. However, we will guarantee a response and our heartfelt thanks for your efforts and interest. Since we currently concentrate on small-run, vinyl-only singles and ep’s we aren’t going to be perfect for everyone.

Hey, maybe you just want to chat about records. That’s cool. Email me.